If you don’t know by now, you are either too old to party or living under a rock. So keep the volume on your long wave radio at an acceptable level while you watch a muted repeat of antiques road show in your worn discoloured slippers. Pleb.

Still don’t get what I’m on about??

I am quite clearly referring to one of the most insane party nights of the entire calendar year – LEAVING CERT RESULTS NIGHT!

That’s right, this Wednesday the pinnacle of our youth will be once again descending on the masses and pouring into our streets ready to let as much hair down as Rapunzel on the Eiffel Tower. And what better way to do it than a Massive Rave?

Well thanks to our unrelated namesake promoters Dublin Clubbing Guide and Midnight Events, there is no better option than the All Out Rave in The Turks Head.

With a slogan like “Go Hard or Go Home”, our latest motley crew of leaving cert students will have high expectations. And with a reported 15 gallons of Glow Paint, 1000 jumpsuits and 5 UV cannons, I very much doubt they will be disappointed. The venue is also boasting an indoor smoking area on the night (legal loophole maybe?) so for those non conformist smokers it should be quite a treat. The Main Rave Room will have resident DJs mashing up some of the filthiest Electro around, and they may as well lock the door – because with 3 Euro drinks all night you won’t want to leave.

For those not as inclined to rave all night (if they exist), or if you are just running out of steam, the Front Bar will play host to live bands throughout the night.

Its early doors at 9:30pm, and Admission is 8 Euro with cheaplist or flyer, or you can pay at the door.

For all the deets on the Rave and how to get on the cheaplist, visit the Facebook page below. And if you think you can get away with it, give homage to us old timers by requesting a bit of Hardcore Vibes or, the always classic, Maniac. Go on, you’ll love it.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/event.php?eid=105194442869950&index=1